THE REMINDER
When friendship of Crush,
Our swamp butts erupt,
When Herpes at a glance should appear;
The paste from the powder,
Moves us every hour,
But the test of affection is here.

Too oft I have heard
Your love for McGrady;
The time for reassurance is clear;
Give me back the time,
When life was sublime,
At match-time you knew I was near.

Though the hammy she tear,
I do not despair;
I declare “Look!  The Ben-gay is here!”
You fought back the tears,
Whilst the hammy I soothed,
The cheers for “Little Girl” were clear.

When 80 & 40
Their sum is one hundred.
And others may giggle and sneer;
Though it may not add up,
To the ear of ManCrush,
Your math is perfectly clear.
Oh the tunes of Cracklin’ Rose
And the sound of September Morn’
We two oft’ times like to hear;
Though Fu-Chuck oppose,
Lund always knows,
To ManCrush you’ll always be dear.

Twas’ I that mourned Kelly,
Though Lund showed no empathy,
In Windsor, Christopher would appear;
You held him so tender,
And he rode with such joy,
Now I’m “The Buddy” to dry your tears.

Sweet scenes of yesterday,
That day at the Gateway,
Though I had a blister on my rear;
I straightened my hitch,
And took care of that itch,
Whatever it took to be near.

Though my vows I can pour,
To my sweet Hans no more,
Melodious sounds of the McBubble you’ll hear;
We’ll nibble Vienna’s,
While cracking our lobster,
“Hey look!  Is that a fetus on his ear?”

While Lund greased the pole ,
McGrady will know
It is ManCrush that you revere;
With a sigh, I resign,
What I once thought was mine,
And forgive your deceit with a Tear.

Ye friend of my heart,
Ere from you I depart,
This hope to my breast is most near;
ManCrush I be,
Need I remind thee,
I’ll be the “spudnut” throughout your career.

With Tenderness,
ManCrush