So Deron Williams decided to throw a party for his teammates Ronnie Brewer and CJ Miles.  As we all know Lil John was in the house and by all accounts everyone seemed to have good time.  Pretty Good birthday present, thoughtful. Good for Deron.  With Jerry Sloan’s birthday this Friday, we thought that perhaps each member of the Jazz should get him something special…

Deron Williams – A CD of various songs the express his feelings for his head coach highlighted by “I Love You Just the Way You Are,” by Billy Joel.

Carlos Boozer – An IOU for Defense that he has neglected to play all season long.

AK – He will allow Jerry to be mean to him again for just one day.

Mehmet Okur – Pictures of Memo’s wife, obviously.

Ronnie Brewer – He will promises not to shoot outside of five feet from the basket for the remainder of the regular season.

Kyle Korver – A book of hair grooming tips.

Roonie Price – UVSC sweatshirt.

Jason Hart—50% of his salary, repercussions for lack of production.

CJ Miles – A hug.

Matt Harpring – A deep tissue massage.

Jerron Collins – A book on atomic physics.  Any Stanford player likes his coaches well rounded.

Paul Milsap – A romantic picnic in anyone of Utah’s lovely canyons.

Happy Birthday Jerry, Many returns.

Jake and Jim