As I take the family to see a very expensive Mouse in some Magical Kingdom far far away here are things I expect to happen while I’m gone…

-NC will beat UCLA to win the NCAA Tournament.  The broadcast will set record TV ratings and no one will complain about the lack of a Cinderella.

-Memo will miss two games after eating bad chicken causing a stomach achy while AK misses at least one game with an owie on his arm.  He only returns when his wife puts a Barney band-aide on it.

-The Jazz will go 2-3 beating Minnesota and losing to the Spurs at home, New Orleans and Dallas on the road before picking up a 1-point win over Denver at home (that wraps up season series).  During that time the Nuggets will reel off wins over Sacramento, Seattle, LA Clippers and Golden State and trail the Jazz by just one-game with two to play.

-Tiger Woods will dominate the Masters once again winning by double-digit strokes.  He will also threaten a cameraman on every hole.

-After working seven consecutive days with Gordon, like me, Jake will start seeing some grey hair and check into a mental hospital for stress related conditions.

After the stupendous performance on my brackets I’m sure none of the above will occur except maybe the Jake prediction.  Have a great week!